Corona didn’t do it!

After killing three fish, I have struck again. The circumstances of the death warrant an argument that the Pigeon in question was suicidal. I could also say that I was doing the world a favor by eradicating a germ-harboring pest during a global pandemic. I further point to the fact that by killing the dumbestContinue reading “Corona didn’t do it!”

Three Dead Fish: Corona, I wish I could Blame you.

Seven days ago, we bought three fish. What was supposed to be the best idea since clippable hand sanitizer, turned into a massacre. This easy-care pet purchase was a Pandemic distraction. Outside of Corona times, there is no way I would have owned a pet with a woman I had been dating for two months.Continue reading “Three Dead Fish: Corona, I wish I could Blame you.”